It's like you're squeezing a big ketchup bottle that keeps flowing and flowing and flowing and flowing and flowing and flowing and flowing.

Two old friends run into each other on the street. After some prying, the faded memories return and they catch up.

Recent exes won't talk to each other. But they will talk about each other to their mutual friend. This is a sequel to The Breakup.

Two coworkers discover the magic of the copy machine.

A couple uses their book covers as puppets.
His: Seven Plays by Sam Shepard
Hers: Seabiscuit

A guy gets hungry while hanging out at his friend's place for the first time. He explores the apartment and complements the fine decor. The food options are less than palatable.

A woman can't get the projector working for an important presentation. Her coworkers are less than helpful.

A woman calls tech support for help. The technician gladly helps her, but makes strange noises with his mouth.

A couple has a fight on their six month anniversary. They discuss fashion, the middle class, and the importance of cheese.

Two young men discuss the finer points of everything. They have rackets and play. Gentlemen fight with umbrellas for their hats. The Man observes all. Except the viewer. She sees even him.

A guy gets breakup advice from his girlfriend's best friend.

A burglar encounters an old friend while robbing an apartment. They catch up while trying not to disturb anyone at home.